Episode 12

By now we all know that Alucard TOTALLY wants Celes... I mean who doesnt?! Vampire chicks mm mmmmm. Ok so anyway, Anderson returns and he's like on top of this roof and he's facing the white haired Alucard in the rain right? And all of a sudden the rain turns into feathers and there's this SUPER BADASS MUSIC and Alucard and Anderson start creaming each other. Alucard fires like 4 bullets into Anderson's face, and Anderson like smiles and you see all these bullets caught in his teeth, and he chucks this bible at Alucard and the pages explode into these badass blue fires. So Alucard turns into this puddle, and his hand comes out of it with the gun and starts shooting!! OMGWTF?!!? HIS BODY ISNT EVEN THERE AND HES SHOOTING THATS SO BADASS SHUTUP DIE!!! Ok, so Anderson dodges all the bullets and he starts chucking knives into the pool of blood with the hand and gun sticking out and they like go inside but do nothing. Finally Anderson does some crazy shit with this bible page and like it binds the pool of blood into like a cube and Anderson is about to cream it when it explodes and Alucard turns into a million bats!!

What You Need to Know: OMGWTF?!?!