Episode 2

Uh ok so Celes is part of Hellsing now but she's still a fucking pansy DESPITE THE FACT SHES A VAMPIRE. Ok so she can't shoot this vampire chick and some random guy is forced to do it. When she gets back to the Hellsing mansion you finally meet Walter, this scary butler guy that later... uh well that's for later. So anyway, she gets this cool room with this fly ass automated coffin bed. She's still kinda not sure about this vampire thing but whatever, she's a pansy anyway. You also get to see Integral again, and this time she orders Alucard around, thus proving that she's pretty badass herself. Then Celes is trying to drink some blood or whatever but instead she chucks it because she can't handle it. Ok so basically the episode is about this vampire couple that fucks each other while killing people and they're basically utter trash. There's like this scene where she's giving him head and he's firing the gun like a fucking idiot, but they die very shortly. You see Alucard using this fucking crazy ass spell trap and kills the guy like a mo and Celes actually kills the chick vampire. Oh yea and there's this part where you see Integral at the firing range and she's like shooting bullets THROUGH THE SAME HOLE. Oh my god you know she's badass...

What You Need to Know: Alucard is not a normal vampire. He's like a god or something. On the other hand, Celes is an incompetent moron. Integral is a fucking badass too and those two dead vampires were scum.