Episode 4

Shubee Do Shubee do bee do do wa! I don't actually think this episode was all that good but basically they find out that people are taping incidents with vampires and putting it on the media. This is bad bad stuff and Hellsing has to find the stupid fucker and silence him. Ok well they kill this random vampire and Celes' captain hits on her. Then they see this other video of this scum that wants to become a vampire but Alucard shows up, the guy gets chucked a wall and dies, and Alucard kills the vampire that's filming. You see Celes in this cute little outfit with this cute hat and she orders tomato juice, and as something interesting is actually happening, she stops herself and asks how much the juice is. Ok so after Alucard kills the vamp he drinks this dumbass reporter chick's blood and the episode ends. Oh by the way you meet the random detective guy that dies like scum later.

What You Need To Know: Don't fuck with Hellsing.