Episode 6

They're still raiding the mansion. The dumb general guy gets shot but Celes comes in and blows away the dumb punk vampire and saves the tardy guy. Meanwhile the Knights of the Round Table are shitting their pants because they're trapped in the mansion's conference room. Oh man... you see Walter fucking cut things to shit in this episode. Surprise... he's actually not only a butler but an Angel of Death. He uses these wires to cut everything up and can apparently dodge bullets. Celes follows him and backs him up with her fucking death cannon. Then Celes somehow manages to get in the middle of the ghoul pack and starts punching them and kicking and literally ripping them apart like the badass she's suppose to be. The punk vampire is actually somewhat entertaining because he curses like a mo and it's all bleeped out. Anyway, he gets past Walter and Celes (unfortunatly his army of dumbasses gets blown to shit). He opens the door to the conference room, getting ready to waste those dumb knights, and Integral fucking whips our her pistol and shoots a cross into his goddamn head. Pure badass right there. The blonde vampire goes to fight Alucard and he thinks he's the shit because he can move all fast and stuff but Alucard blows him away, taking a bullet in the head. Of course Alucard gets up, but to his surprise so does the other guy. I'm still not sure why because he's not an actual vampire. Yeah so Alucard thinks this guy might actually be good and uses his spells and tears the guy to fucking pieces.

What You Need to Know: Walter is a fucking badass. Integral can fuck you up if she's pissed off. Celes indeed has the ability to be badass but does not apply herself. Again, don't fuck with Hellsing.