Episode 7

Anderson comes back for another fight with Alucard. This fight is just as freaking badass as the first one, if not cooler. The episode starts out with a funeral for all the Hellsing soldiers that died in the invasion of the mansion. Integral is wearing this veil and shit and you see a flashback where she's forced to shoot all the soldiers before they turn into ghouls. She still remains badass. There's this scene where Celes runs into this alley and kills this vampire. This hobo sees it and starts running like a mo. She looks mad cute too. The next scene shows Integral pounding bullets THROUGH THE SAME HOLE ON A TARGET. It's the wrongest looking thing in the world. You can tell she's really disturbed about losing that many soldiers and she wants revenge on those tard vampires. She gets this letter from the Vatican and she stabs it with a letter opener. She remains badass looking. Next the Vatican idiots come for a visit and call Integral female swine. Not a great move because Alucard shows up and gets ready to blow them the fuck away. Meanwhile, Celes and a bunch of random soldiers are getting ready to kill some vampires on a train but Anderson gets there first. Celes gets all freaked out and shit when she sees Anderson and he kills all the soldiers around her. He's about to fuck her up too, but Alucard shows up and shoots his blade. Anderson chucks some blades but Alucard dodges them and just starts shooting the fuck out of him. Alucard unloads like 4 fuckers into Anderson before he starts running. Alucard follows the fucker into the next cab. Anderson's like gone but Alucard sees this Bible fly at him. He shoots the fuck out of it but it turns into ropes and shit and holds him at the door. Then Anderson fucking runs up the cab and slices it in half cutting Alucard's head off at the same time. He starts laughing it up like the Joker, literally and gives Celes her fucking master's head. He's about to kill her but she dives out of the cab of the train and runs away with Alucard's head. He follows after her but Alucard comes back to life and flys to Anderson in the form of all these bats and shit. When he comes back to life he has his hair all long and out and shit and looks mother fucking BADASS AS FUCKING HELL. I'd like to point out that he comes back from literally a pool of blood. Then he blows Anderson's arms to fucking hell. Then Anderson has this weird flashback. I think it's when he first gets his powers or whatever because you see him about to commit suicide but he doesn't. Then Anderson gets all crazy and psyched up and shit and dodges Alucard's bullet, grabs a blade by his teeth and dashes up to Alucard like a fucking mad man, screaming the entire way. Alucard shoots the blade but they end up face to face. Then Anderson disappears in a bunch of Bible pages. You fucking KNOW he's coming back again.

What You Need To Know: Hellsing and the Vatican hate each other. A lot. Anderson is a fucking immortal, and Alucard comes back from pools of blood. Celes remains useless and pansy like.