Episode 8

This episode starts out with some soldiers raiding this Chinese hospital or something. I think they're making freak chips but soliders shoot the hell out of something and the place blows up. Training for new Hellsing soldiers takes place and you see Integral looking pretty hot standing above and watching. The tard general is all bandaged, but no one really cares about him anyway. Celes is all cute looking when she's teaching the new guys how to do the next training thing, when some wise guy tries to hit on her. She walks up and bends his gun in half and tells him to get a new one or he'll fail the excercise. She looks pretty cute. There's some really really bad English dubbing for something. The Hellsing organization makes a presentation about the freak chip, and how it turns humans into vampires. They aren't sure about how, but speculate that humans might be vampires and that the freak chips actually bring that out. Integral starts yelling and looks MAD badass and she ends her speech with "SEARCH AND DESTROY" commenting that the real enemies are humans. Celes goes back to her own house and she gets all nostalgic about her father. Then some tardy detective shows up, some guy that knows her father. He asks her to go with him to this person's house who we find out is actually this little chick vampire named Helena. She just sits there in this dark room and reads alot. She looks freaky but isn't impressive in anyway. I don't even know why the guy wanted to talk to Helena, maybe something about the freak chip and information, but he just blows up after he drops Celes back home. Integral has this weird vision where she's tied on this pole in the training simulation for the new guards. Then you see a shot of this weird looking guy in a trenchcoat on a hill. Then Alucard says he's releasing the seal on his power. Suddenly Integral and Alucard are on this hill. Integral is all pissed off but Alucard is excited that the "Real Undead" has finally come and now he has a challenge. You see a shot of the weird guy again and he looks like some kind of Neo-Zombie or something and the episode ends.

What You Need to Know: Humans produce the freak chip. Helena is this little vampire that does nothing. The "Real Undead" has finally showed up.