Episode 9

Hellsing is raiding some castle or something. We don't know why yet but all these soldiers are rushing the castle. They go in and you see the eye of the weird man from the last episode. Apparently he's inside this castle. All the soldiers are inside and they're looking around and shit. They see this guy lying on the stairs dead, and a gun shot is heard. You see a look of utter concentration on Cele's face and she says that "the thing here is different." She knows that the enemy in this castle is different than the other vampires. Great fucking observation. All of a sudden this other army shows up, code named the SAS or something and force Hellsing to retreat. Then Integral's supposed sister shows up. There's this weird feeling around the Hellsing mansion and shit and whenever Integral talks to her sister, she gets these weird headaches and shit. Celes goes to her bed to fall asleep but comments she forgot to brush her teeth. Great. Then she goes upstairs and starts seeing all these weird visions and shit. She sees Integral's "sister" walk up the stairs but Walter scares the utter shit out of her. He has this random weird heartache thing, then excuses himself. With a stern look on her face, she says something is up. Another fucking great observation. You see the general for the SAS army talking to this guy but he finally figures out the guy is like dead or something. Basically, the "real undead" thing fucked up the entire army. Then you see this guy lying on a table. The "real undead" asks him if he wants to live forever, and the guy says "whatever" in a nutshell. Then all these freak chips crawl on top of him and bury themselves inside him. In the next scene you see Integral asleep in her office and she's dreaming about some random stuff, I think about her mother but I'm not sure. Then you see Alucard facing off with the "real undead" or Incognito as you find out is his name. This guy looks weird as fuck, and has this big ass chain gun or something. At the same time, Integral's "supposed" sister starts to rape her. What a fucking surprise, she's a vampire and she not even Integral's sister. She must have drugged Integral because she's all paralyzed and can't do anything. So this vampire chick is like raping her and stabbing her. Celes tries to help but Walter is under some spell and stops Celes with his wires. Incognito says that Alucard has no master to serve. What a fucking surprise, he sent that vampire chick. So like Integral is still all paralyzed and shit, then the vampire chick bites her. All of a sudden you see this floating red pentagram and you know Alucard is about to fuck someone up. He dusts the fucking vampire chick and you see Integral pick up her letter opener and jab it into her neck to get rid of all the vampire blood. Fucking badass as hell.

What You Need to Know: Incognito is this weird looking zombie thing that is supposedly the "true undead" and all powerful and shit. Integral has no sister. She gets bitten and stabs herself to get the vampire blood out. Walter looks cool with his wires, Alucard wants to fight Incognito, and Celes is still useless.