RON'S VERSION

Platypus 3333: ron
Platypus 3333: dude
Platypus 3333: about hellsing
Platypus 3333: what goes on in episode 1
Ron1270: that was a refreshing nap
Platypus 3333: ron
Ron1270: yea?
Platypus 3333: what goes on in episode 1
Ron1270: hellsing?
Platypus 3333: yeah
Ron1270: i don't watch hellsing
Platypus 3333: no seriously
Platypus 3333: what goes on in episode 1
Ron1270: i seriously don't know
Platypus 3333: can't you just guess?
Ron1270: people die
Platypus 3333: what else
Platypus 3333: more detail
Ron1270: is there a point to this?
Platypus 3333: yeah sure
Ron1270: well, let me see what i rememebr, therse this guy with bible pages
Platypus 3333: just keep explaining what you believe goes on in episode 1
Ron1270: and this cool looking guy whose face is half covered with hair
Platypus 3333: right, good
Platypus 3333: any plot development?
Ron1270: hmm
Ron1270: they fight
Ron1270: i don't know, people have grudges against each otehr
Platypus 3333: well yeah but what else
Platypus 3333: detail, ron
Platypus 3333: just make shit up
Ron1270: perhaps because in the past one of hair guy;s sisters slept with the bible guy and now he wants revenge
Platypus 3333: good
Platypus 3333: why did he sleep with his sister
Ron1270: cause she was hot, and he wanted power, because the sister could influnce the almighty hair guy
Platypus 3333: was the hair guy powerful?
Ron1270: yes
Platypus 3333: how does he compare to jesus
Ron1270: he was the ruler, and the bible guy thought it wasn't morally right, so he decide to steal some of this power
Platypus 3333: i see
Platypus 3333: where did he get this power
Ron1270: well, see he owned this dog
Ron1270: and the dog was this really shy dog, whose father disowned him
Platypus 3333: i see
Platypus 3333: was he cowardly?
Ron1270: and this dog killed his own father and felt really bad
Ron1270: because his father was controling
Platypus 3333: the hair guy's dog?
Ron1270: anyway, the hair dude was walking along one day and sees him
Ron1270: and this dog is down in the dumps, sleeping in a sump
Platypus 3333: a sump?
Ron1270: so he decideds to take him
Ron1270: yes a sump
Platypus 3333: all right, a sump
Platypus 3333: then what
Ron1270: and it turns out, the dog was died
Ron1270: the dog died
Platypus 3333: ok
Ron1270: and because of the way he died, the hair dude was really pissed at god
Ron1270: so he decided to go against GOd, and he started to deal drugs on the street
Ron1270: with this, he made millions, and gained the power and respect of the hypie religious poeple who thought he was cool, since he was so bad and blatantly went against God
Platypus 3333: ok
Ron1270: and he has 2 fat sisters, one hot sister, and a one-legged brother, who he keeps locked up in the basement
Platypus 3333: ok
Ron1270: ohh, and in one fight against the bible dude and him, he uses his fat sister as a human shield, daring the bible guy to, and i quote, "page me (him) up!"