GENERAL STORY

One of the first things you see is this hot chick who gets killed by Alucard - we don't know much about him except he looks cool as hell. Good already. A bunch of random guys die and Alucard meets this other chick, Victoria, whom he takes under his wing for no apparent reason. At some point you see Integral Hellsing, who can kick the shit out of any forbidden tree apple-eating bitch from the bible. Then a bunch of stuff happens and there's this weird monster guy called Incognito who is the "true undead" or in other words a really powerful motherfucker. Some more stuff happens with Hellsing and some Catholic guys that I won't spoil (mainly because I don't really know and it's not important at all anyway). All I'll say about the end is that it's really fucking cool.. the last episode especially. There's also this guy Alexander Anderson who is one of the most badass characters in all of anime but we only see him for a little while when he comes to fight Alucard randomly. STOP JACKING OFF AND WATCH THIS ANIME RIGHT NOW YOU HORNY SHITHEADS.

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EPISODE SUMMARIES

Order 1: The Undead
Order 2: Club M
Order 3: Sword Dancer
Order 4: Innocent as a Human
Order 5: Brotherhood
Order 6: Dead Zone
Order 7: Duel
Order 8: Kill House
Order 9: Red Rose Vertigo
Order 10: Master of Monster
Order 11: Transcend Force
Order 12: Total Destruction
Order 13: Hellfire

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RON'S VERSION